Day 6 of Cruise

Well its been 6 days since I have seen land, and we still have 2
days left. It has been an awesomely smooth trip thus far, and it is
expected to stay the same the rest of the way across the Atlantic.

I have been working out anywhere from 2 to 4 hours a day now. First,
I am trying to drop major poundage. Second, because this boat is
riddled with OLD people! There isn’t a single attractive chick on
this entire boat of thousands of people. It’s a sea of check
squeezers and Ovaltine drinking mo’s. WTF. There are an ABUNDACE of
hot women working on this cruise ship. Like the ratio of hot chicks
to tool-bag dudes, is about 13:2. But as I was already told by
several of them, its against their company policy to “hang out” with
the guests. Gay.

I have lost 5 pounds since I have been on the boat, beast that all
you cruisers!!! I have been in the pool, gotten some sun, watched a
few shows, and watched Land of the Lost in the theatre. (Hilarious.)

I’ve been practicing some guitar, trying to punch out a song before I
get to Genoa, because the first entire month will be safety classes,
and ship info, I wont even get to do what my job is on the boat till
like the last week of May probably. They are real finicky with safety
and what not on cruise ships ☺

So in 2 days we get to the Canary Islands and we are there for a day,
then its 2 more days of cruising along the coast of Africa (preferably
without the bother of Somali pirates) and then a day in Barcelona,
then the next day I get off in Villefranche, aka Nice, France.

I have already hit the gym today, and had lunch, So I think I am
going to hit a beginners French class in one of the bars.

Holler at you peeps later!